Tuesday, November 25, 2008

The Smell of Death!

The smell of Death is in my house. I'm not sure where it came from or if it will EVER go away. But there is some wretched stench wafting through the lovliness that is my home. It is ruining my thoughts of cookies, and turkey's, and Christmas trees because all I smell is rotting death. I think it lives in my heating ducts because it seems to get worse when the heat goes on! Aaarrggg...see...it has turned me into a Pirate! What do I do? I don't want to pay someone to crawl around my house looking for this dead thing...but I sure as %@*$ Don't want to do it.
Help!
Holding my Breath,
jenny

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

MmmmmHmmm, we had the smell of URINE big time for months. We kept thinking it was Annalise's diaper genie, but it was RATS! I recommend getting it checked out ASAP because we waited and then had to pay thousands of dollars to fix all the damage they did in our crawl space. THOUSANDS.

Jenny vick said...

Eewww! Sick and gross..let's hope not!

Anonymous said...

gross!!! Rats was my first thought, too. Dead ones can really stink up the place. That or maybe you just need to shower once and a while. :) haha. not funny, I know. Sounds like you are busy busy! I hope you have Thursday off and can spend some quality family time with your adorable family.
XOXO
Kerri

Eva said...

yucky- good luck with that.

The Pilgrims said...

Oh, no! I'm sure you're getting loads of advice, but just another "experience" story - the same thing happened when I was working at Evergreen and guess what... mice. That's a little bit better than rats though, right? At least their cuter. But still they stink like the dickens... whatever that means. :)
p.s. In response to your p.s. on our blog - YES! Mulled wine is being sold on the streets again this time of year! That and roasted chesnuts! MMMmmmm! (but no Christmas treat is quite as yummy as the JV carmel corn!